TOP 5 ver. 1: Why My Family Is COOL

5. We criticize each other. Whether it’s the new skirt I am wearing or my mom’s new ‘do, we make sure that we’d think of someone ugly…

e.g. You look like Corazon from Marimar - Chenille to my new skirt

My darling, Prince Valiant! - Dad to Mom’s new ‘do

4. Majority wins. We exercise our right to vote at home — from the tv show we are gonna watch to the family QT schedule.

e.g. Dad wants to watch Ang Dating Daan. I’d say that we want to watch something that’d interest everybody. Everyone else agrees. I win.

3. We love laughing… even at the corniest jokes. I’d say this is the reason I don’t have too many wrinkles yet.

e.g. Dad would dance Nobody by the Wondergirls.

2. We are affected with what the news says. We feel like whatever we say would affect the whole world.

e.g. We support Pac-Wife (Jinkee) over Pac-bet (Krista) for Pacman (Manny).

1. WE ALL HAVE FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS <3 <3

DAD and MOM

PHOEBE

DINDI

JOE-NA

CHENILLE

Useless Inventions

I was searching the net (where else?) for my second Values Education assignment when I bumped into this useful website for trainers and teachers. Yeah, I am really bored… LOL 

I know this is an old post but I still find it funny… Seriously, I need a life… LOL

Useless Inventions

How many of these can you think of some use for?
Who might you market them to?

1. A black highlighter pen
2. A book on how to read
3. A dictionary index
4. A Pedal powered wheelchair
5. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
6. Battery powered Battery Charger
7. Braille Drivers Manual
8. Do-it-yourself road map
9. Double sided playing cards
10. Ejector seats for Helicopters
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Fireproof Matches
13. Glow in the dark sunglasses
14. Hand powered Chain saw
15. Inflatable Anchor
16. Inflatable dart boards
17. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners
18. Non stick Cellotape
19. Pedal-powered wheel chairs
20. Powdered water
21. Reusable ice cubes
22. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
23. See-through toilet tissue
24. Silent Alarm Clock
25. Skinless bananas
26. Smooth Sandpaper
27. Solar Powered Flash Light
28. Submarine screen doors
29. The waterproof towel
30. Toe implants
31. Turnip ice cream
32. Watermelon seed sorter
33. Waterproof sponge
34. Waterproof tea bags
35. Zero proof alcohol