And I still love digression.
There’s a circle, There’s a circle that is shaped like an egg… - tinagalog na kanta ng Sexbomb dancers at ginawang status sa facebook…
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD? YOU WANT CHANGE?
THEN ACT AND VOTE ON MONDAY!!!
Okay, so everybody has the right to choose… TO EACH HIS OWN…. My list maybe different from your list, the whole point is: LET’S EXERCISE OUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!
PRESIDENT
5. GORDON, Richard J. “DICK” (B.BAYAN-VNP)
VICE PRESIDENT
6. ROXAS, Manuel A. “MAR” (LP)
SENATORS
13. DEFENSOR SANTIAGO,Miriam P. “MIRIAM” (PRP)
10. CAYETANO,Pilar Juliana S. “PIA” (NP)
20. HONTIVEROS-BARAQUEL,Ana “RISA HONTIVEROS” (LP)
22. INOCENCIO, Ma. Katherine L. R. “KATA” (BP)
33. MAZA, Liza L. “LIZA MAZA NG GABRIELA” (IND.)
38. OPLE, Susan V. “TOOTS” (NP)
51. ROCO, Sonia M. “SON” (LP)
7. BIAZON, Rozzano Rufino B. “RUFFY” (LP)
14. DRILON, Franklin M. “FRANK” (LP)
15. ENRILE, Juan Ponce “JPE” (PMP)
32. MARCOS, Ferdinand, Jr. R. “BONGBONG” (NP)
37. OCAMPO, Saturnino C. “SATUR” (BAYAN MUNA)
PARTY-LIST
152. KABATAAN
MEMBER, House of Representatives
1. CHIPECO, Justin Marc S. “TIMMY” (NP)
PROVINCIAL GOVERNOR
4. HERNANDEZ, Ramil L. “RAMIL” (NP)
PROVINCIAL VICE-GOVERNOR
2. ALMARINEZ, Dave M. “DAVE” (NP)
MEMBER, Sangguniang Panlalawigan
2. BAGNES, Neptali B. “NINOY” (NP)
3. BELARMINO, Guillermo, Jr. B. “BIM” (LKS-KAM)
9. NOCON, Neil Andrew N. “NEIL” (LKS-KAM)
MAYOR
1. CHIPECO, Joaquin, Jr. M. “JUN” (LKS-KAM)
VICE-MAYOR
2. ESPIRIDION, Dyan D. “DYAN” (IND.)
MEMBER, Sangguniang Panlungsod
29. TERRENAL, Francis E. “KIKO” (NP)
30. VILLA, Alvin A. “ALVIN” (LP)
12. HERNANDEZ, Ruth M. “RUTH MARIANO” (NP)
2. ALDABE, Leeanne P. “LIAN” (LKS-KAM)
1. ALCASID, Maria Virginia A. “GIGI” (LP)
4. ATIENZA, Santiago O. “SANTY” (NP)
18. MANALO, Miriam P. “EM-EM”
23. PEREZ, Peewee P. “FELY” (LKS-KAM)
24. PIAMONTE, Kerwin O. “NORIE” (LKS-KAM)
15. LAZARO, Juan C. “JOHNNY” (NP)
GOD BLESS THE PHILIPPINES!!!
My travel time in a day is 2 hours — that’s going to work and going back to the mountains to rest. In that 2 glorious hours, I get to observe new posters and tarps for the upcoming elections. Here is my 2010 OFFICIAL SAMPLE BALLOT (kodigo) BASED ON HOW PRETTY THE CANDIDATES ARE:
GOVERNOR: Ramil “Ramil” Laurel Hernandez
VICE GOVERNOR: Dave “Dave” Miranda Almarinez
CONGRESSMAN: Justin Marc“Timmy” San Buenaventura Chipeco
MAYOR: Joaquin Montañano “Jun” Chipeco, Jr.
VICE MAYOR: Dyan Del Valle “Dyan” Espiridion
COUNCILORS
Ruth Mariano “Ruth Mariano” Hernandez
Alvin Anillo “Alvin Villa
Leeanne Pecho “Lian” Aldabe
Francis Evangelista “Kiko” Terrenal
Miriam Platon “Em-em Manalo
Kerwin Opeña “Norie” Piamonte
*I don’t like to vote board members ‘coz I don’t know what their function is.
I believe that these people will make Calamba the most beautiful city ever… Wehehe! If you are not included, I am very sorry, that means you need to push harder… Belo’s everywhere!
5. We criticize each other. Whether it’s the new skirt I am wearing or my mom’s new ‘do, we make sure that we’d think of someone ugly…
e.g. You look like Corazon from Marimar - Chenille to my new skirt
My darling, Prince Valiant! - Dad to Mom’s new ‘do
4. Majority wins. We exercise our right to vote at home — from the tv show we are gonna watch to the family QT schedule.
e.g. Dad wants to watch Ang Dating Daan. I’d say that we want to watch something that’d interest everybody. Everyone else agrees. I win.
3. We love laughing… even at the corniest jokes. I’d say this is the reason I don’t have too many wrinkles yet.
e.g. Dad would dance Nobody by the Wondergirls.
2. We are affected with what the news says. We feel like whatever we say would affect the whole world.
e.g. We support Pac-Wife (Jinkee) over Pac-bet (Krista) for Pacman (Manny).
1. WE ALL HAVE FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS <3 <3
I was searching the net (where else?) for my second Values Education assignment when I bumped into this useful website for trainers and teachers. Yeah, I am really bored… LOL
I know this is an old post but I still find it funny… Seriously, I need a life… LOL
Useless Inventions
How many of these can you think of some use for?
Who might you market them to?
1. A black highlighter pen
2. A book on how to read
3. A dictionary index
4. A Pedal powered wheelchair
5. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
6. Battery powered Battery Charger
7. Braille Drivers Manual
8. Do-it-yourself road map
9. Double sided playing cards
10. Ejector seats for Helicopters
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Fireproof Matches
13. Glow in the dark sunglasses
14. Hand powered Chain saw
15. Inflatable Anchor
16. Inflatable dart boards
17. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners
18. Non stick Cellotape
19. Pedal-powered wheel chairs
20. Powdered water
21. Reusable ice cubes
22. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
23. See-through toilet tissue
24. Silent Alarm Clock
25. Skinless bananas
26. Smooth Sandpaper
27. Solar Powered Flash Light
28. Submarine screen doors
29. The waterproof towel
30. Toe implants
31. Turnip ice cream
32. Watermelon seed sorter
33. Waterproof sponge
34. Waterproof tea bags
35. Zero proof alcohol
Okay, so I got no excuses. I was out because I wanna detach myself from the world… not really. I was so damn busy with work and MAFIA WARS. Excuse my randomness but I won’t be Phoebe if I am too organized…
I miss my boyfriend. The setup is this: we love each other, we miss each other… sans the formal relationship. Why? Distance, work, stability… If you are meant to be, hell, you are meant to be. If I met him like 5 years earlier, I would have dumped him for good, shove a new, shiny bf/gf pic on his face and call him a sore loser. But no, I followed what I vowed for. Really weird. I dunno what sprouted out of my tiny heart but I became strong and stupid. Go figure. Yes, world, I still love him.
It’s a Sunday and I should be prepping up for church but I don’t want to waste this opportunity. My minute brain is working again. Yipee! Yes, fellas, I am back to church. I still have a lot to fix in my life but I think with a help of THE fellowship, it’ll be easier. I didn’t say and will never say I am perfect… God loves me. ^_^
I miss Manila. I miss the night life. I miss my roommates. I miss saying “Work hard, party harder”. I feel like I am planting crops as where I am is so laidback. Pretty simple. Without the intarnets, I think, I’d end up crocheting 25 tablecloths for mom. Thank you for the webs!
I enjoy being a call center agent. Seriously. A lot of people who knows me would notice the difference. Yes, I am fatter and uglier now, but I am enjoying life. No pressure, no deadlines. I don’t need to make my workplace my bedroom. I just think of the basics… and it’s fun. Oh no, I am beginning to be so simple. This is not me! LOL
I am planning to go back to studying. I might take up some units in Education. Me and my sisters have long been planning to put up our own school and I guess it’s high time for me to start building the foundations. I am soooo excited!!! I just pray that they’d allow me NOT TO wear the uniform anymore… DUH???
Oh yeah, work. I met a lot of new friends. I met a lot of TRUE PEOPLE. My workmates are amazing. Even if some already resigned, we are still connected to each other. We will be celebrating our anniversary on the 17th of November and you are not invited. Bwahahaha!
Why KINDER MACOPA? I named Wave 10 (work people) Kinder Macopa because the class is a mixture of personalities that can be found in a kindergarten class, Day 1. Our trainer, Naj, is the coolest. She’s like a kindergarten teacher — very patient — coz I think we are the craziest wave she handled. MACOPA because here in the Philippines, most often than not, Kindergarten classes (or the school administrator, out of power tripping) are divided into sections named after fruits.
Okay, I’m done. I’m already boring you with my randomness. I wish this is not my first and last entry for 2009. That is if I weren’t too lazy to blog.
Talk to you later.
I’ve been virtually absent for quite some time and I think that it made me a better person. Naaaat!
I miss my laptop. I miss being online. I miss my lovelife.
Well, everything is doing great now. I am just taking one step at a time. Taking things slow this time around. And no more crazy, stupid, unreasonable, unreliable, unbelievable, horrendous acts. No more.
Here are the things that I will TRY to do (and avoid) from now on:
1. I will not blog about TOO personal stuff, most especially about my sex life. (An FHM confession is included, so I know I will not win Confession of the Year on the next Christmas EB… sigh)
2. I will TRY not to be a GABRIELA SILANG just to defend my friends. I will try to settle issues like that the subtlest, most discreet way possible. (So that means I have to add SUBTLE and DISCREET in my vocabulary)
3. I will start collecting more girly stuff and USE them for crying out loud. (Some are affordable so it’s okay to just keep them in my trash box but some are pretty expensive. Sayang naman)
4. I will TRY to stop overspending since I am not earning that much anymore. (And my youngest sister needs my help. Gosh! I feel like I am a mother!)
5. I will make sure that I know how to cook Filipino dishes so that my special someone would be able to taste the dishes we, Filipinos, are proud of. (He loves my adobo. 1 point!)
6. I will not cut my hair all by myself anymore. My roommate told me that it looks like a professional cut but every time my hair is wet, I have to look for the scissors just to "repair" the damage I made. (Why do girls resort to cutting their hair short or eating ice cream/ eating period everytime they are depressed? Oh yeah, one thing more, this makes me believe that I am a woman… a bit woman)
7. I will teach my special someone our language so that I won’t find it hard to communicate with him. I gave him the yellow booklet WE had before WE went to grammar school.(Yeah, the one Bob Ong wrote about in one of his books) I also bought him a next-step-to-Filipino book which is, I guess, used in day care centers. Next book: Ang Kasaysayan ng Pilipinas.
8. I will TRY to be serious about life. You know, that’s a joke.
9. I will REALLY listen to what my dear friends would advise me. Believe it or not, guys, they worked!
10. I will TRY not to speak ill of other people… unless, they are really ugly, they know it and I can’t help it because they’re just in front of me. (Fine, fine) I will not speak ill of others. I will just text you guys.
11. I will TRY not to speak GAY because I don’t want my special someone to be one. I don’t want his parents to blame me for that.
12. I will do my best to be a technical person. (I wanna buy a lot of techy stuff and I don’t want to be screwed… What the fuck is the use of the two buttons beside the power button of this effin’ laptop?)
13. I will lose all these flabs. I will lose all these flabs. I will lose all these flabs. I will lose all these flabs. (Typing this makes me hungry…Oh, Crispy Pata, make love to me!)
14. I will stop drooling over Johnny Depp, Patrick Dempsey, Eminem, Hugh Jackman, Dane Cook and David Cook because I have a Marine rockstar who loves licking my eyeball.
15. I will always be happy because I deserve it. (Yeah, I can’t think of anything to fill in #15)
16. I will continue to love the people who love me and just be indifferent to the people who abhor me. I will let them have wrinkles because of hating me to death. It’s such a waste of time. And the Olay Anti-Aging shit is expensive.
17. I will get a passport within this month, whatever happens. (Damn those requirements in getting other stuff. At least, with the passport, I know I have an identity. And I really wanna go to the Bermuda Triangle)
18. I will TRY to wear bra at work… and TRY not to remove it after the lunch break.
19. I will TRY to stop drinking soda. Wait. Sprite is not a soda, is it? (Ahehehehe!)
20. I will blog seriously. Like seriously. No, really, seriously. AH! Whatever. (Yeah yeah, just like #15)
So there. See you guys around.
This is the first time I watched the whole American Idol thing.
The first time I gone crazy over it…
all because of a ROCKSTAR…
You don’t know me, David, but I love you!
GO FORTH, DAVID COOK, AND ROCK THE WORLD!!!
Pyu! My new blog is at reignloleng.wordpress.com BTW, nakabili ka ba ng boxes sa Cash & Carry?
Yep. Hehehe!
You’re I.PH?! Wow!
Hey, Lord Adam! Thanks for dropping by. Hay! Buhay Kano ngayon. Two jobs, no bath… ganon. Hehehe!
PHOEBS!!! Glad to see you on I.PH iha. Musta?
Mare, you know that I am gay. This is actually from Odeck’s blog. I just fixed some things on it. Ergo, Odeck is gay, too, mare. hahaha!
hey girl!:) nice work…if i didnt know u better i’d say a gay columnist did this..LOL! PIS mare!!
Hey! Thanks for trying to read my stupidity. Ngyahaha!
Weee!~ Weee!~
i think we really need to… next payday? wadyatink? hehehe!
we really should drink and shit. I could also finish 2 red horse grande!
thanks so much liz. as you can see, i am an idiot when it comes to things like this… hahaha! love you!
turn edit on sa upper left corner ng blog, tapos look for ‘comments’, then approve. you can set it such that you dont need to approve them anymore. ^_^ tell me how it goes.
Hey, Optimus! Thanks for dropping by!
Jo, I know that quote. Very very familiar.
What is wrong with i.ph? What’s wrong with me?
This sums up your latest blog… “If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want to have a glass of milk.”
Nice place you got here!
